tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32771749553413280582012-01-23T13:52:22.677-05:00"More rings than Cleveland has jobs."StillersBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815147008283718535noreply@blogger.comBlogger861100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277174955341328058.post-41612766178182498402011-09-22T11:56:00.000-04:002011-09-22T11:56:45.688-04:00

Usually when the Steelers play the Colts I'll sit on the edge of my bar stool expecting a 2,000 yard pass from Manning to [insert receiver who just torched the dismal secondary] on every play.  This year?  Not so much.  The Indianapolis Colts without Peyton Manning is about as frightening as this:   (This pussy has a healthier neck than Peyton Manning) So, I'll definitely be getting what I like

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I've never liked Warren Sapp.  I have always found him to be obnoxious, overbearing, and drastically misinformed for a football "analyst".  When he played, sure he was a good tackle for about a year, but he could never keep is gaping mouth shut.  Always getting in fights with a good commissioner, man I miss Paul Tagliabue, fighting on the field, fighting with the other team during warmups, and

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There are only two possible things that could have stirred me from my post-Super Bowl literary coma, and those things are:1. The Steelers losing 35 to 7 on opening day2. A display of ass-holery unparalleled in the annals of football loreWe all know where this is going.Yes, the Steelers put forth one of the worst efforts I've ever seen, from them anyway. It would make sense that the Postmaster

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WTAE has an exhaustive list of fan songs for the upcoming Super Bowl.  I say exhaustive because I was exhausted from listening to garbage.  I've compiled what I thought to be the best of the lot.  (Which means that they are.)  The people making these songs clearly love pop music, but with the base turned high enough even those songs are tolerable. Enjoy.

StillersHomerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07802901670935119375noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277174955341328058.post-28444679583194111952011-01-31T10:47:00.002-05:002011-01-31T10:47:31.133-05:00

Just kidding!  Nobody gives a shit about the Pro Bowl...nobody.  Here is a gem from Kenny Mayne instead.

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I just recently finished reading an article on ESPN.com, written by David Fleming, which paints the Steelers as the dirtiest franchise in sports.  The article can be found here: Well composed pile of dog shit story. David Fleming brought up some very good points, several of which I did not know about.  For example, the apparent widespread use of human growth hormone (HGH) in the Steelers'

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Ever had a hard time starting something back up after a break?  Yeah.  Unfortunately for both of my avid readers, real-life caught up to me for a while.  However, I would like both of you to know that I have decided to shirk my real-life responsibilities, and concentrate on what is really important.  Steelers' Super Bowl.  You hear that real-life?  You can suck my magnificent dick.  ON TO THE

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The guy who reminds me of my Uncle Tim is back again this week, and I don't think I can do a better job of summarizing the game...although I'm still going to try. Cleveland Sucks...Hard.

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I am officially three games behind with my informative, insightful, and possibly divine comments.  So, I'll do a quick recap of the Bengals and Patriots games, then talk about the Raiders game in a second post. The Steelers did well against the Bengals, even if they almost gave up the game at the end.  I was seeing flashbacks to last year when the defense lost every game in the fourth quarter.  

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I was so successful in simulating the exact thoughts of both James Harrison and Roger Goodell a couple of weeks ago, I thought I owed it to the world to do it again.  Deebo recently had a meeting with Roger Goodell regarding the numerous widow makers he throws down on the football field.  I'm pretty sure that meeting went exactly like this: Look, James.  May I call you James without you flipping

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Now on to the latest debacle.  I thought the Steelers looked really good last week.  I mean, their uniforms were spectacular and Polamalu's hair had it's glorious, million dollar sheen.  Aside from that, what the Hell?  I suppose I can't lay the loss on the defense too much.  After all, they combined for 63 tackles, 2 sacks, 6 tackles for a loss, 4 passes defended, and 7 quarterback hits.  That's

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You can tell when I'm not happy about a game...because I simply do not write about it.  I really felt uneasy about the way the referees straight up Roethlisbergered the Miami Dolphins two weeks ago.  The following day I had to hear from every dick-loving Patriots fan about how the "Stealers" (a totally under used insult by the way) robbed the Dolphins and didn't deserve to win.  In fact, I still

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Nice work Roger Goodell, now James Harrison is really going to kill someone this week.  The only thing you've managed to accomplish is to completely piss off an already mentally unbalanced individual.  I sure wouldn't want to play offense for the Dolphins because someone is getting shanked. I can only imagine what was going through Deebo's mind when he learned the news of getting fined a

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My only serious criticism of the Steelers was that it wasn't more of a blow out.  To me Cleveland is just not a divisional opponent, but the scum of the Earth.  I'm sure I'm not alone on that one.  With that in mind, there are three games that I really look forward to watching each year. 1.  Browns at Steelers 2.  Steelers at Browns 3.  Steelers in the Super bowl. Incidentally,

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I've been stuck in bye week Hell, and now we're back.  What perfect way to get started up again than to listen to this guy's prediction for the Steelers game this weekend. I don't think any commentary by me is needed.  This guy, who reminds me of my Uncle Tim, said it all. Cleveland...welcome to your nightmare.

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Of all the low down wide receivers, on all of the low down second rate teams.  It just had to be T.J. Houshvadilla.  Damn.  Yesterday was a tough, tough loss, and probably even for the Steelers too.  I've been reading articles all morning that blame the loss on any number of different causes; Bruce Arians' inability to call a quality game, Bruce Arians' pathetic play calling, and even Bruce

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Oh, 3-0 feels pretty sweet...and how the Steelers have been doing it is even sweeter.  The defense is completely dominating the world, and that guy with the million dollar quaff is making every quarterback his bitch.  Personally, I'm on cloud nine talking all kinds of shit to all of the New England fans up here.  It's been three weeks of Christmas that I do not want to end. Back to the game, it

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I must apologize to the one person who is a regular reader of this blog.  I was back in the homeland last week and they do not have computers there yet.  So, I'm making up for it now.  (And, no, my mother is not the one regular reader.  She has told me time and again, "I'm not going to read your bullshit."  Thanks Mom, bitch.)  This post will be a short recap of the Titans-Steelers game. To the

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OK everybody, I didn't fare too well last week.  I ended up 9-6.  Not to shabby, if you know nothing about football at all.  Clearly that's not my case...look at my shirt. Buffalo Bills at Green Bay Packers Come on.  If I lived in the city of Buffalo, I'd move.  Simple enough.  They get rocked by the Packers this week. Packers. Miami Dolphins at Minnesota Vikings As much as I hate to admit this

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Alright all, DualhazzarD2 is back for another week of predicting games...Madden style.  I would like to point out that he was 3-0 last week, so that means that he's pretty much right all of the time. Well start with the Cleveland Browns versus Kansas City Chiefs because I heard that you were always suppose to start with a joke. C-Town?  Joke.  Also, why does Matt Cassel look like an animated

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I saw this clip this morning on YouTube, and simply could not wait one second to put it up.  Literally, I dropped everything I was doing to comment on the educational level available to everyone in Tennessee.  Look, I know I post a lot of YouTube videos, but this is the first time where I can make fun of someone to the digital approximation of their face.  You think I'm going to pass that up?  

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I do.  It seems like it were only the day before yesterday that the Steelers completely shut down the "NFC playoff caliber" Atlanta Falcons.  We're talking a beat down to the tune of no touchdowns allowed, 6-16 on third down, and 42 yards rushing.  Hello 2008 Steelers defense.  Welcome back. Now I completely appreciate the fact that the Steelers' offense was just as terrible...but Pittsburgh was

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I'm the mascot, bitch.  I'll rock your world with knowledge because I have it and you don't. I'm back making my weekly picks this season after a very successful campaign last year.  Here we go: Minnesota Vikings vs. New Orleans SaintsI'm late on this one...but I had the Saints to win.  However, I can't take away any points for this game this week.  Side note, I love watching Brett Favre

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There are many factors that analysts consider when making predictions for NFL games.  Or, at the very least, that's what they will have you believe otherwise they would end up having to work for a living...and nobody wants that.  However, with those factors in mind there is really only ONE way to properly, and scientifically, make predictions for upcoming NFL games. Madden, of course. My

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I just happened across this video on YouTube: This is classic.  I absolutely LOVE Myron Cope...almost to an uncomfortable level.  Just as the clip suggested, I would commonly turn down the national broadcast feed and listen to Myron Cope instead.  If you couldn't make it to a game, and I've only ever been to one, that was the next best way to enjoy it and feel like you were there. The Cope/

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It's no secret that Polamalu has had a one million dollar policy taken out on his hair by Head and Shoulders.  However, when reading more into it I was surprised to find out that this is a common practice.  Athletes will regularly take an insurance policy out on, say, an arm or a leg.  This is especially prevalent in college football where the appendages could be worth money one day, but

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The 53-man roster cuts are due into the league soon.  Last night was pretty much the last chance for young guys to make an impression on the Steelers' coaching staff.  First, who looked like dog shit? Dennis Dixon - Dixon had an incredibly disappointing night.  I've been riding high on the Dixon-wagon since the beginning of training camp...and was very excited to see him with the starters last

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What a treat...a double dose of poor literary skills and sub-par analysis today!  I forgot to add this into my initial post regarding quarterback situations I'm tired of hearing of.  I'm not quite sure of how I could POSSIBLY forget, because if there is one quarterback in the NFL that I never want to hear anything about again it's Brett Favre. I'm sure everyone has heard by now, but again, Brett

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We are currently on the eve of the second preseason game and the talk of the town is whether or not to-be suspended quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will start against the Giants.  I've read article after article debating the pros and cons of starting Ben tomorrow night and while reading these articles the only thought running through my head is...who cares? Seriously, who the hell cares if Ben

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Thank GOD it's only the preseason right now.  I'm clearly not in midseason form.  I missed watching the game due to circumstances completely beyond my control.  In place of reviewing and discussing the game (of which I saw not a second) I'll take you on a journey which will effectively absolve me from any guilt and blame over the missed game. The location was Erie, Pennsylvania, and the venue

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I read an article today from TribLive which discussed Isaac Redman and his chances of making the final 53-man roster this year.  Now, I've already written a piece on Redman WAY back in 2009, and it was exquisite.  Now, I still believe that he could be an amazing short yardage back, and couldn't quite figure out why he didn't make the roster last year especially considering he led the team in

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I'm not sure what to write about Dick LeBeau that has not already been written about the man this week.  He's finally going into the Pro Football Hall of Fame this weekend, and rightfully so.  The man was an amazing player, is an amazing coach, but few people are aware of his other exploits. For example, did you know that Dick LeBeau "starred" as Michael Caine's double in a movie called "Too

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Yeah, I've arrived as a blogger.  I recently received an email from an individual dubbed "Pound Dawg" (more on the name later) and this is what "Pound" has to say about my amazingness... My first thought while reading this is that clearly this guy isn't from Cleveland.  I can tell because he seems quasi-literate and he uses words that contain more than one syllable.  I'm impressed Dawg, and

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I'm getting tired of reading everyone and their sister's comments on what the Steelers should do at quarterback next season.  It's gotten to the point where I think I need to put in my two cents and end the argument once and for all. The Steelers have reportedly two options for the first 4-6 games, sorry Charlie, in either Leftwich or Dixon.  Now, everyone say what Dixon did against the Ravens

StillersHomerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07802901670935119375noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277174955341328058.post-40487202416419619972010-07-24T11:30:00.000-04:002010-07-24T11:30:49.137-04:00

Alright...I just bought a Droid X.  This phone is incredible.  It does everything.  It made me dinner last night.  In fact, the only time this phone has left my hand is when I've been sleeping, and only because I accidentally dropped it in my sleep.  SO, it's obvious that I need to develop a StillersBlog mobile app so I can check up on my own greatness everywhere I go.  Watch out world, it's

StillersHomerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07802901670935119375noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277174955341328058.post-72416509118107412602010-07-22T13:58:00.001-04:002010-07-22T14:03:51.238-04:00

Many congratulations to Tony Grossi, sportswriter for the Cleveland Plain Dealer.  Are there sports in Cleveland?  LeBron used to play some pick up games there, but didn't he move away for work?  Anyway, Tony wrote an article today entitled "Pittsburgh Steelers are on a steady decline: Tony Grossi's AFC North Preview".  I'll now give you two choices... 1.  Click on this link to read the article

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After only days of admitting my complete homerism for Maurkice Pouncey he makes me eat it in a big way, and not in the complete homerism way. Pouncey is the center (HA! A pun exists.) of an investigation by the University of Florida and the NCAA after an allegation that he received $100,000 from a sport agent's representative before the Gator's Sugar Bowl victory over Cincinnati last season. "

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This is not a post discussing the possibilities of the Steelers making it to the Superbowl. That goes without question. No, this is going to be about the city of Pittsburgh landing a cold-weather Superbowl much like those Jersey teams did this year.According to the Trib, Joe McGrath, president of Visit Pittsburgh, thinks he can pull it off. I'd have to agree, he's the same guy who helped

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Before I thrown down knowledge like Andy Samberg throws all shit down:watch this ten minute highlight reel of almost all of the Steelers 2010 draft picks.First of all, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony is never a bad choice for any occasion which requires music...parties, roller rinks, weddings, funerals...perfect choice sir.Here are some thoughts about the picks. I'm a complete Pouncey homer. I'll admit it

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Forbes magazine has a deeply entrenched love affair with the city of Pittsburgh. Forbes has Pittsburgh listed as:#1 most affordable place to buy a home in America#1 most livable city in America#7 best city in America to raise a family#12 best hospital in America - UPMC#1 best place to get drunk and go into a punch-dancing rage(One of these is made up.)Coincidentally Forbes also has a listing for

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Tomlin gets a three year contract extension...I can't argue with that. Some people are hating the move but those are also probably the same people who think Rick Astley is the greatest gift to music (clearly it's Prince...dumbasses). Tomlin has won a Superbowl, never had a losing season, his wife is a model, and most importantly I don't think anyone can throw crazy eyes during press conferences

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You see all of those Asian comments after every post? Well my friends...StillersBlog went INTERNATIONAL! That's clearly not spam of any type...Asians love my literary prowess.

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In the past week all of the two people who read this site have asked me if I am a "quitting little piece of shit." If I am a "bitch who only writes when shit goes well" and if I am "a humongous rodent sodomizing dick sack". Seriously, I can't make that up.Well, it's time to start up StillersBlog again after an enjoyable offseason that saw Ben Roethlisberger try to top the womanizing efforts of

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Wow. That really sums up how I feel about the outcome of the Steelers-Ravens game last week. Steelers looked like their Terrible Selves (sorry Myron...not a compliment) but the big surprise was that the Ravens apparently decided to mail it in. At least, for once, Max Starks was not the most penalized person on the field.It really pisses me off that Ray Rice ran for over 100 yards breaking the

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Alright. I don't want to jinx this or anything, but the Steelers have a 100% chance of making the playoffs this season. They are sitting at 7-7 with two games left in the season. Obviously they need to win out, so they beat Baltimore today. Denver plays the Eagles, which I believe they will lose. That gives the two wildcard spots to both Baltimore and Pittsburgh because the Steelers have the

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It has been a hell of a long time people. I told myself that when I started this thing that I would not put anything on here if I had absolutely nothing decent to say. Believe it or not, but back to back losses to the Raiders and the Browns will do that to you. On a side note, I have officially changed the name of the Browns to the Cleveland Cribbs. (Let's be honest...he's all they have.) I've

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Alright...three loses in a row. I've never seen this before in my young life. (Well, with the Steelers. I see it all the time in Cleveland.)Here are my picks for today:Philadelphia NJ vs AtlantaThe Falcons without Matt Ryan? I'll take the pride of New Jersey, Philadelphia.Tampa Bay vs CarolinaHmmm...I'll take Carolina. Can't wait until Cowher is there next season.St. Louis vs CincinnatiNo

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Sorry everyone...I was away for Thanksgiving and missed my weekly post here. I wish I would have missed those games. Anyway...still have to talk about it.Actually, I will not talk about the Chiefs game. It just goes to show how the Steelers like to play down to any level. Bullshit. The entire Steelers team receives the Gaper award for being pussy pieces of shit. (What was that about losing

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Lightning round for picks...I've got to get to the bar.Colts over RavensCowboys over RedskinsDetroit over ClevelandPackers over 49ersJaguars over BillsVikings over SeahawksFalcons over GiantsSaints over BuccaneersCardinals over RamsChargers over BroncosPatriots over JetsBengals over RaidersEagles over BearsTexans over TitansSteelers over Chiefs

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I'm not going to recap the game. We all know what happened. Instead, I'll tell you all about my exploits in trying to get to the only Steelers bar in Boston.I went over to my friend's house at about 9 AM (the bar is a two hour train ride away.) We both thought it was an amazing idea to mix a two liter bottle of soda with a bottle of whiskey...Jameson of course...each. We then proceed to walk

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Last week hurt. We don't need to get into details, but let's just say that I had to get a diaper change. In other news, Cleveland is a shit hole. Let's pick some games:Atlanta v CarolinaThe Falcons are playing well...and Michael Turner seems to have found some running room again. I expect that to continue against a poor Panther run defense. Tampa Bay v MiamiTampa Bay burned my ass last week.

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WELL NOW...who said the Denver Broncos were "for real"? Oh yeah, everybody at that shit-factory known as ESPN. So the Steelers only go into Denver and destroy the Broncos while they are missing three starters on defense. Surely that would garner some national acclaim...you know...defending champs win FIVE in a row and now sit at 6-2? Surely people will start talking about the defense that

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Alright then. Last week was terrible. If the Steelers go on a bye, then so will I. I was really jonesen for Hines Ward last week.Here we go with my picks.Washington v AtlantaThis is an easy one. Here's a tip for all of you...when your team's owner starts apologizing for shitty play, don't pick them to win. Atlanta.Arizona v ChicagoKurt Warner is looking ridiculously inconsistent this year.

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In not so surprising news...the Minnesota Vikings suck. I knew they were a lot of hype, and my friend Dick LeBeau proved that during the Steelers last game. Hell, if it weren't for the deplorable play of the kickoff return team AGAIN, the Vikings wouldn't have even come that close.What a great game that was. The defense looked great, the offense was moving the ball, Brett Favre looked old and

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There really are more than 10 reasons why Brett Favre should die. However, here are my 10:10. He spells his name like an ass clown.9. His jeans commercials blow MAJOR ass.8. He went to school in Hattiesburg Mississippi, or as I like to call it, one of the two armpits of the nation. Now I know what you all are thinking..."Yeah, and I'll bet Cleveland is the other." Well my friends, you are

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Before I get to the preview of the Vikings game, let's do a quick recap of last weeks game. Well, the ball was kicked off, and Cleveland had no chance of winning. Alright, now with that out of the way...Big Ben is amazing. It's only a matter of time before someone starts a religious movement in Pittsburgh geared towards the divine exploits of St. Roethlisberger. After all, look to the picture

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Jeff "Quadzilla" Reed is back in the papers for being a complete badass. The biggest party sensation to ever have hit the North Shore, is rocking Cleveland as if it weren't a cesspool. Actually, Zilla was just watching out for Spaeth's back! Read the police report below:Police responded to an unrelated incident at McFadden's, a North Shore bar and restaurant across a parking lot from Heinz

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That title statement is...fact. I am better. Better than anyone at ESPN. Check out how the "experts" compare against me here. Now, I appreciate I've missed a week. BUT, my per week average is 10 wins and four losses. Add that to my total thus far of 45-17...and it makes my record 55-21. Follow the link just to see where that puts me against the "experts". Enough said.Cincinnati v

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I've decided to change up the format for weekly posts. Due to the fact that I'm incredibly late on getting posts up, I'm now going to preview the upcoming game instead of recap. There are a few things to cover before that though.Aaron Smith has been put on injured reserve and is now lost for the season. As a reactionary move the Steelers have signed Ra'Shon Harris to the team. You may

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Time for my weekly picks again. If any of you want to put money down, let me know because I'm on a freakin' roll.Here we go.Cincinnati v BaltimoreThe only reason Cincy beat Pittsburgh was the poor showing of Quadzilla. Baltimore rolls.Cleveland v BuffaloSeriously, I'm gonna pick Cleveland to lose on their bye week. Buffalo sucks less in this contest of futility.Washington v CarolinaPANTHERS

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I've kind have been avoiding writing this for awhile because I couldn't find anyone to give the coveted McNulty award to. I was considering giving it to the ENTIRE defense for yet another fourth quarter meltdown, but decided to ease up on the boys. With the probable return of Polamalu I'll go easy on them. Everyone on the Chargers kept their damn mouths shut, so I couldn't give it to any of

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Okay, last week was a little rough. I went 10-6 after a 12-4 record the week before...time to turn it around. Detroit v ChicagoTHEY WON A GAME!!!!! BUT, they lose to da Bears.Cincinnati v ClevelandCincinnati. I think I'm going to pick Cleveland to lose on their bye week. An entire city of losers. Come on LeBron, move to NY so I can be a fan!Oakland v HoustonJaMarcus Russell is easily the

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I'm a little late on getting this post in. Steelers lost another close game last week. Why did the Steelers lose? Poor execution. It's getting to be a little disappointing to see the number of mistakes made by this team. Quadzilla misses another field goal. Limas "Fuck up" Sweed drops a sure touchdown pass in the endzone. The Steelers cannot score on a 3rd and goal from the one yard line.

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Owner restructuring is finally finished. The Rooney family (the ones that matter) still retain a 30% share of the Steelers. Talk about a retirement plan. Here is a list of all the minority owners...ten bucks if you can tell me who any of these people are with the exception of Stallworth:James Haslam IIIThe Paul FamilyThomas TullBruce RaunereJohn StallworthThe Varischetti FamilyDavid TepperThe

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I was 12-4 last week. Eat that.Alright bitches...week three picks are in. As per my boasting last week, you have the opportunity to submit your own if you want, but face it, you can't beat me. Without further adieu...Cleveland v BaltimoreDrew Carey was full of shit. Baltimore.Washington v DetroitHow the hell does Washington get to play St Louis and Detroit back to back? Whatever, Washington

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Look people, I'm only getting on for a second to let you all know how freaking dominating my picks were this past week. Let's take a look here, actual winner is in bold, my pick is in caps:ATLANTA - CarolinaMINNESOTA - DetroitCincinnati - GREEN BAY ARIZONA - JacksonvilleOakland - KANSAS CITYNew England - NEW YORK JETSNEW ORLEANS - PhiladelphiaHouston - TENNESSEESt. Louis - WASHINGTONSeattle -

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"There is no excuse", that is what Jeff "Quadzilla" Reed was quoted as saying after the Steelers lost to the Chicago Bears on Sunday. But what was Jeff Reed talking about? Was he talking about the picture to the left...his common party outfit? Was he talking about that time he destroyed an entire Sheetz gas station because they were out of hand towels? Well Jeff, you can get away with all of

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StillerJack has a lifetime career pick record of 0-0Alright everybody, it's time for me to make some picks for the upcoming NFL weekend. I'll pick the winner for every game, and give a little synopsis of why I'm right. (Even if the team I pick loses, that's there problem. I'm still right. So eat it.)Carolina vs. AtlantaI like Atlanta because Jake "Not my Del-homie" is sucking worse than (

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I don't plan on bashing the "offensive" line in this post, but merely attempt to explain why the Steelers who have historically been the best rushing team in the NFL over the past 40 years could only manage 36 rushing yards in their season opener.Jerome Bettis, you may remember him, writes a weekly article for Sports Illustrated. This is a little of what he had to say, “I don’t think they’ve

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I'm a little late on this article recalling the thrilling victory of the Steelers over the Titans last Thursday, but hey, I've just now sobered up. Indeed, the Steelers and the Titans squared off on the field to kick off the NFL season last Thursday. Result? Steelers win...13-10 in overtime.It was a traditional Steelers game with the "offensive" line performing at an extremely high level, for

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Finally, no more preseason games. No more listening to ESPN pundits break down the first four preseason games and use those performances as excuses to bash Pittsburgh. No more training camp news, or training camp heroes for that matter. The roster is set, and the games start Thursday. In celebration of the new season, I have decided to list ten things every Steelers fan should know entering

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Brett Keisel says, "Show me the money Bitches!"Brett "The Diesel" Keisel has resigned with the Steelers for the next five years, or the remainder of his career, which ever comes first. I am ecstatic after hearing this news because I felt that The Diesel should have been an off season priority considering the lack of depth along the defensive line. Even with the addition of Hood, there is still

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I was messing around on YouTube one day at work, and found the following video:So I instantly contacted the maker, YouTube moniker Brin7, and asked if he would start making new videos that I could post on this blog. What I would like to do is have a new video for every game that I can throw in along with an obviously superior recap. Well, Brin7 got back to me the other day with a link to a new

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Well, StillersBlog has just relocated to Boston, Massachusetts. The first thing that struck me when I arrived was how much these people need an NFL education. First off, Tom Brady still sucks. Secondly, six Lombardies are greater than three, that's just simple math. Finally, the Bruins suck too.Anyway, let's hit some stuff that I've missed the past couple of days.First of all, Max Starks can

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911: "This is 911, what's your emergency?"PB: "Does being a moron count as an emergency?"911: "Not exactly sir."PB: "Well then...uh...I've been shot."911: "Did you get a good look at the assailant sir? Do you know who it was?"PB: "Yeah, I've got a pretty good idea. Do you really need to know who it was?"This offseason has seen plenty of off field issues being debated and resolved, and

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Heath Miller as he owns Sean JonesHeath Miller has recently signed a six year extension with the Steelers. In signing the contract, the Steelers have made Miller the third highest paid tight end in the league. Miller signed for 6 years and $35.3 million dollars. He receives a signing bonus of $12 million, and is set to make $900,000 in base salary this year with an additional roster bonus of

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Personally, I was very happy with the Steelers spending their first round pick on Evander "Ziggy" Hood, DT from Missouri. I can't say I agree with his Madden rankings, as all the Steelers on my game are maxed out at 99, naturally.The situation the Steelers found themselves on draft day was that there were not any immediate needs that they had to draft for. That put them in the position to draft

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The Pittsburgh Steelers reached an agreement in principle Saturday on a five-year deal with first-round choice Evander "Ziggy" Hood, the 32nd pick in the NFL draft. Financial terms of the deal may not become available until they actually sign the contract on Wednesday.Thoughts on Ziggy Hood to follow.

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The above total denial by Ben Roethlisberger of Andrea McNulty's claims that he sexually assaulted her at a charity golf event at the Harrah resort in Lake Tahoe, NV, seem to be the only genuine statement to be made so far from either party.Let's take a closer look at this moronic McNulty woman. My first question is, "After an entire year, you couldn't come up with a better freaking story than

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I'm not going to get into this until more details are known. Basically Ben is being accused of sexually assaulting a hotel employee at a celebrity golfing tournament last year. While no criminal charges have been filed yet, a civil suit has been brought against Roethlisberger and others. The woman is seeking $390,000 in restitution.Here is the link to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette story.

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I would like to file this post under the heading, "Obvious Bullshit that doesn't need to be said". However, I'll report it anyway. James Walker, ESPN's AFC North blogger, who I have to say really knows his shit, has recently reported on a survey he conducted among players in the AFC North, or as everyone else in the NFL refers to it, "Ouch".30 AFC North players were surveyed, and they were

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Recent Steelers news finds Justin Hartwig, last years starting center, with a broken toe today. Details were sketchy as to the incidents that led to the broken toe. It was said that he, "...dropped an object on it..." My only hope was that it was at least a super-human sized object that would turn a regular guy into jelly.One thing has struck me as odd though. I saw Hartwig play last year,

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Good news for Donte Stallworth fans, assuming there are some. Apparently Donte, after only being sentenced to THIRTY DAYS in jail after pleading guilty to DUI MANSLAUGHTER, is out of jail after only 24 days. By the way, the state of Florida sees DUI Manslaughter as either a first or second degree felony, and somehow Stallworth gets 24 days? I would say that the judge must have been a Browns fan,

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ESPN realizes that NFL news is slow right now, but because they have to keep ad revenues up, they have decided to just go ahead and make some. So, they are trying to determine which NFL team truly deserves the moniker "America's Team". Not all teams are eligible, just those with fan bases that give a shit right now. Sorry Browns, you're not even in the running for "Cleveland's Football Team",

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Slow time for NFL news. Training camp starts soon so grab your kids, and some sunblock, and head out to Latrobe to fight about a billion other people who will punch you in the face to get an autograph from Ben. Let's talk "Fast" Willie Parker with the first post.Parker will soon learn what the term "Contract Year" really means. Parker's stats for 2008: 791 yards on 210 carries, for a 3.8 average,

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