Time for my weekly picks again. If any of you want to put money down, let me know because I'm on a freakin' roll.
Here we go.
Cincinnati v Baltimore
The only reason Cincy beat Pittsburgh was the poor showing of Quadzilla. Baltimore rolls.
Cleveland v Buffalo
Seriously, I'm gonna pick Cleveland to lose on their bye week. Buffalo sucks less in this contest of futility.
Washington v Carolina
PANTHERS baby! Washington is looking like solid shit.
Dallas v Kansas City
Wow, is this game going to be non-competitive. Dallas.
Oakland v New York Giants
Wow, is this game going to be non-competitive. Dallas. Oops, deja vu. Giants.
Tampa Bay v Philadelphia
I'm taking the pride of New Jersey, Philadelphia.
Minnesota v St. Louis
Does the schedule get any better for the Rams? Minnesota.
Atlanta v San Francisco
Let's hope Matt Ryan doesn't choke like he did against the Pats. Atlanta.
Houston v Arizona
Here is a possible shootout. I'm taking Arizona because I have Kurt Warner on my fantasy team and it's about time he stops sucking so much ass.
New England v Denver
I'll take Denver in the upset because Bellichick is Satan.
Jacksonville v Seattle
Here is a game that would never sell out. Wow, east coast versus west coast, and nobody anywhere gives a shit. Flipped a coin, Jacksonville.
Indianapolis v Tennessee
How's that karma Titans? Indy.
New York Jets v Miami
J E T S JETS JETS JETS!
Pittsburgh v Detroit
Come on now. Pittsburgh wins BIG. Larry Foote cries like a bitch.
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