10 Reasons why Brett Favre should die

Before I get to the preview of the Vikings game, let's do a quick recap of last weeks game. Well, the ball was kicked off, and Cleveland had no chance of winning. Alright, now with that out of the way...Big Ben is amazing. It's only a matter of time before someone starts a religious movement in Pittsburgh geared towards the divine exploits of St. Roethlisberger. After all, look to the picture on the left. Ben just cured that kid of polio. Yeah, he's that good. Seriously though, so far this season he has thrown 10 touchdowns, 6 interceptions, passed for 1887 yards and has a quarterback rating of 104.5. BUT, the biggest number this season is a 72.5 completion percentage. Ben is on track towards not only a probowl, but I believe that he seriously deserves to be considered for the league MVP. Obviously he'll never win it because Drew Brees is also tearing shit up, and because Tom Brady is a classless bitch and throws six touchdowns in a game against the second worse team in the league, but for Ben to at least be in the discussion would be great.

Talking about classless pieces of shit...hello Tom Brady and Bill Bellichick. Two years ago these two homers ran the score up on everyone on their way to a Superbowl LOSS to the Giants. Karma visited Tom Brady in the form of a destroyed knee the next year. I'm glad to see that they have learned their lesson. I hope karma visits both Bellichick and Brady this year in terms of a lightning bolt to the face. Bitches. I also love how everyone is saying, "Oh, the Patriots are back. Superbowl bound!" Hey New England, you still have no defense and no running game. Oh, and you played the Titans last week with the Buccaneers visiting this week.

With all that Patriots hating, they are not recipients of the Gaper Award this week, even if they deserve it. I'm giving that to Eric Mangini.

Sorry everybody...I'll have to finish later. I clearly waited too long to start, and now I have to leave for the game. StillerJack called me and gave me his picks this week:

Green Bay
San Fransisco
San Diego
Indianapolis
New England
Carolina
New York Jets
Chicago
Atlanta
New Orleans
New York Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh

and Cleveland is on a bye week, so they lose even more league wide respectability. Actually they didn't have any left, so they just lose. That's what losers do.